Je gonfle ma vessie avec de l’air et du pet de ma bite

Dicks can fart too. Can't believe it? Then keep watching! ;) Maybe you're familiar with my white tube at this point. This time it was time to use it again and push it deep inside my bladder. I pumped more and more air inside until I couldn't hold it any more. Then I let it all out in one go with a huge, long farting noise from my dick!